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09:06:00

 

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A man whose girlfriend is obsessed with s*x has cried out for help as he cannot cope again even after taking s*x enhancing drugs.

He cannot match his girlfriend’s insatiable desire for s*x and has begged for advice on how to cope.

Read his story below:-

My girlfriend has a higher s*x drive than me (big bummer I know), the other day we were watching the show Louis and one of the characters said “Sometimes I just want to go home, eat a burger, and hit the sack.”

She casually told me that she hopes that never happens to me. She wasn’t mean about it, but it kind of got to me because I am like that. I work 7 days a week and sometimes I just want to watch tv and sit back.

I’ve been drugging myself with all sorts of libido enhancers just so that I can perform even when I am exhausted.

I am 22 and most guys would love to be in my situation, but between my full time job, full time school, and my real estate business I just get worn out.

Is there something wrong with this? Should I want s*x every single day?


15:42:00

Kenyan Police have arrested a guy identified as Grace during the weekend. Grace reportedly seduced a guy from a bar at Mumias, Kenya. The man had paid Grace and booked a room for the deed to be done when he found out that “Grace” was a fellow man packaged in wigs and makeup. To escape lynching by a mob which gathered quickly in the hotel, Grace ran to a nearby police station but was released shortly afterwards as nobody came forward to lodge a statement against her/him.



08:53:00

Lil’ Kesh Opens Up On Why He Dropped Out Of School

Popular singer, Lil’ Kesh has opened up on why he had to leave university prematurely.

The singer, who is also the CEO of YAGI records, revealed that though he intended to study computer science, he was given linguistics and that he dropped out of the University of Lagos simply because it was hard having to merge schooling with music.

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The singer said, ”It was hard getting into a school. it’s hard to get into the university. I wrote JAMB 3 times, the last time I got into Unilag but the course I wanted was not what I got. I wanted computer science from the onset but eventually I don’t know how I ended in Linguistics. As long as you enter Unilag, that’s what matters.”

The singer also talked about having to leave school since he could not merge schooling and music.

”I had to move I didn’t finish, i had to go to a more private school, now i do like a more online thing, cos its hard being in school,” the singer said.

Lil’ Kesh also revealed that he would not leave music to go back to schooling.

Which money would i use to pay my school fees, is it not music money?, if i leave music how will i pay my school fees. They both work hand in hand. I cant leave music for anything now.

18:16:00
On Wednesday June 15th, a live murder was filmed and posted to Facebook. A popular Chicago man named Antonio Perkins aka Cicero Yayo was nervously taking a Facebook live video of himself in front of his house in Chicago when he was shot several times by alleged rival gangs, with his family members around. 

In the video, just moments before he was shot dead, you can see Cicero, 28, looking nervously as a car slowly rolled by and as the car circled back, you can see Cicero looking at it again nervously before shots rang out. The camera he was holding then falls to the ground and goes black. Watch the video after the cut...


About 8:45 p.m., he was found facedown with gunshot wounds to the neck and head. He was later pronounced dead on the scene.  So far police have no suspects.


09:21:00

 

mugabe-NL

I am not sure if any of it is from Mugabe though…..but have a laugh and add yours !

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Girls’ legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time.
They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say “Bossu how far?”
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands a one week crusade..
Robert Mugabe 2016
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It’s hard to bewitch African gals these days.  Every time  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,  either a Brazilian innocent  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when you lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face

R.G Mugabe 2016
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No s*x before marriage???
If that was God’s plan you would receive your Penis or Vag*na on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe

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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a *girlfriend*

*Robert Mugabe 2016*
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“Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking d*cks still baffles me…”

~Robert Mugabe
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays

#ROBERT MUGABE

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Respect pregnant women because it’s not easy walking around with evidence that you’ve had s*x

-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,

Don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining………you are not an umbrella –

Robert Mugabe (2016)

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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?

Mugabe:  I will take money

Obama: But I will go for wisdom

Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks
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Stupidity is when you lick a woman with your bare tongue and later s*x her with condom. What are you preventing, catarrh or headache?
– Robert Mugabe

 

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20:29:00
This is is the official release from later OJB's management on his unfortunately demise. Read below..
It is with sadness in our hearts that we report that Babatunde Okungbowa, known to the world as OJB Jezreel passed on early this morning, Tuesday, June 14, 2016. His kidney transplant had failed completely since last week. He was down with kidney related disease, and consequently was flown to India for a transplant in 2013.
After the successful surgery, OJB Jezreel, showered praises on his first wife, Mama J, for being there for him and donating one of her kidneys to save his life.

OJB passes on a month to his 50th birthday. His body has been deposited in a morgue at Isolo General Hospital.
He is survived by three wives, June, Korede, Mabel and eight children.

Further information will be communicated to the public through this medium

Signed,
Management
Moradeyo Folajaiye

23:28:00
Paulo Gabriel da Silva Barros and Katyucia Hoshino both measure less than three feet tall making them the world's shortest couple. The couple from Brazil who have proved that size doesn't matter when it comes to love both have forms of dwarfism and stand at 34.8in and 35.2in respectively.

Both say they have faced discrimination for their size and have been pointed and stared at in the street - with passers-by openly laughing at their stature.

The pair, who hopes to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, said they met on a social media website ten years ago and started chatting on MSN Messenger.

The couple hopes to get married and have children in the future – although it may be difficult for Katyucia to carry a baby full-term because of her size. 

More photos...




Source: MirrorUK

13:23:00


Pregnancy prevention pills – Whether you know it or fail to admit it, hormones have a huge impact on our daily lives. From having a face riddled with pimples to wanting to eat barely 2 hours after a meal, hormones play a vital role in our day to day activities. As such, it will be foolhardy to believe that pregnancy prevention pills which basically work and act as hormone regulators will not have a huge impact on hormonal balance.
Here are seven things pregnancy prevention pills such as postinor-2 and sedenol do to your body that have little or nothing to do with birth control. 

1. They Help To Conserve Blood The amount of blood every woman let’s out per menstrual period varies from one woman to another. Normal bleeding is however considered to be within the range of 80 to 85 ml. Having a much heavier flow can potentially cause you to have anemia which may result in fatigue. Pregnancy prevention pills can help to lessen your monthly flow by thinning out the lining of the uterus which will ultimately result in less bleeding for every month you take the Pill. 
 
2. It Can Offer Protection Against Pelvic Inflammatory Disease Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) is a sexually-transmitted infection of the female reproductive organs. If PID is left untreated, it may result in chronic pain around the pelvic area or infertility. Birth control pills normally don’t offer protection against sexually transmitted infections that cause PID, but they offer a small level of protection by thickening the walls of the cervical mucus which makes it pretty difficult for disease-causing bacteria to make it to your uterus, ovaries or fallopian tubes. 


3 it Can Help Make Your Face Smooth The pimples you have on your face can be cleared up by the use of birth control contraceptives including stray strands of hair that may lie around your jaw. Both are usually caused by excess androgens in the body of which the hormone testosterone is one. Pregnancy prevention pills stimulate the liver to produce a protein which inhibits testosterone from floating around in your bloodstream. This helps to reduce unwanted facial hair and lowers the chances of having acne. 

4They Make Endometriosis Less Painful Endometriosis is a painful condition where the tissues that grows normally in the uterus and sheds during your menstrual period grow outside of the uterus and on the ovaries, bladder or bowels. These excess tissues may cause inflammation and scarring which may result in severe pain. Birth control pills will reduce the severity of monthly menstrual symptoms by reducing the excess tissue which causes swelling, inflammation, and scarring, and results in extreme pain. The pill will decrease the severity of monthly menstrual symptoms, less uterine buildup and less shedding. Women that experience endometriosis and who are also on the pill will also have less migration and growth of uterine tissue throughout the body which will drastically reduce pain. 

5 It Offers Protection From Cancer According to a study published in the journal Best Practice & Research Clinical Obstetrics & Gynaecology, taking birth control pills upward of 15 years can cut the risk of developing ovarian cancer by 50 percent and that of endometrial cancer by as high as 70 percent. The research states that ovarian cancer protection comes from stopping ovulation, and birth control pills prevent that. It also prevents uterine cancer in the same way as the pill thins out the uterine lining which causes less tissue buildup and ultimately results in a lower risk of developing the disease. It is however important to note that oral contraceptives may increase the risk of developing breast and cervical cancers because it increases the levels of the oestrogen hormone. 

6 It Can Help You Endure Perimenopause Birth control is normally associated with women that fall within the childbearing age bracket but taking birth control pills while going through menopause can help to ease your transition. Pregnancy prevention pills can help to control some menopausal symptoms such as night sweats, irregular bleeding and hot flashes while keeping your hormones balanced. 
 
7 It Can Help with Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome Ideally, a woman’s body is supposed to release at least one egg each cycle but any woman suffering from polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS) won’t experience this. Matured eggs in a sufferer are not released but stay in the ovaries which may result in infertility. The symptoms of PCOS may include excess body hair and irregular periods. Contraceptives can help to regulate the hormones responsible for egg release and ensure that your body sticks to a regular menstrual cycle and releases eggs on time. 
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23:04:00

Her latest post on Instagram almost suggest the rumors that she is getting signed to the International label. Just that, she ain’t dumping Mavin records as the picture also have Don Jazzy in it.

We recently publish about tiwa savage signing a management deal with American rapper, Jay Z

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The talented act is said to have signed a management deal with American rapper, Jay Z’s, Roc Nation company, a deal which will definitely further boast her already impressive career.According to Bizzle Osikoya, Jay Z, was really impressed with Tiwa’s catalogue and profile and had no choice but to sign her on.

In Bizzle’s words:According to our Roc Nation sources, Jay Z, extremely impressed at Tiwa’s catalogue and profile, gave the go-ahead for the deal yesterday, put together by Roc Nation’s Briant Biggs and Shawn Pecas. So expect BIG things from Tiwa this year!Already, Tiwa is scheduled to perform at the Made in America Concert this September, whose headliner will be Rihanna. Maybe a collaboration between both artistes is in the offing? We can only wait and see.Roc Nation has offices in New York, London and Los Angeles, and is home to popular artistes such as Rihanna, Big Sean, DJ Khaled, among others.Congrats Tiwa!

15:08:00

A man who is currently dating a female bank marketer has showed his paranoia on social media due to the tag of ‘corporate prostitution’ attached to her job title by the Nigerian society.

Corporate prostitution in the banking sector is well pronounced and has been crippling romantic relationships. A case in hand is a recent stroy sent to Joro Olumofin by a disturbed Nigerian man.

Read his story below and draw lessons:-

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What do you think this Young man should do?

Drop your comments.


10:00:00

Ladies and gents, if you have ever lamented about shaving your legs beards, spare a thought for this poor man’s plight.


Footage has surfaced of the former world beard champion Devin Cara shaving off his chest and back hair.

Cara  has to shave his head to collar every day just to keep up appearances. His wife Kelly, who filmed the video, likens living with him to owning a pet – on account of how much hair he sheds.

In 2013, Cara was filmed shaving off his monumental beard, which had earned him a number of trophies from local, national, and international beard competitions.


The U.S. man has not shaved his body since high school but decided to do it now in order to enter a bodybuilding contest. It took him over half an hour to remove the formidable rug of hair on his body!






16:29:00

Its indeed an End time thing….

Ran into a Store yesterday to get some drugs for myself but what caught my Attention was unbelievable.

80% part of the shop was loaded with S*x toy for men and women.. The Shop is located on the Island in Lagos, Nigeria.

Looking at the numbers of Articial Female parts like “Bo0bs & Pus$y” really troubles my heart. I asked myself “But Shebi Na women dey do all this thing pass? You see almost all the girls with D!ldo nowadays“.

Na when we men join this gang again?

Definitely many african men are already using S*x toys 🙂 I still can’t believe this.

I go come put one fake breast and p***y inside house dey fu*k.. Never!! How much be babes nowadays self? Cheap die!




Sex is between a man and a woman, NOT a rubber and a rubber band,” bollylomo replies on a Youtube Video

From your own point of view:-

1. Do You think African Men can Use S*x Toy?

2. Can you Use it?

Drop your comments

 


12:39:00

Read what he sent to us below:-

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Please I need your advice. Am married, and I caught my Wife phone chatting with a guy he called small boy to her, that they feel like fu*king each others.

When I confronted her she lied. She did not know that I have put automatic voice recorder on her phone. She had to go back to call the boy and I got all the conversation.

Please what should I do?

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